kav. is a world famous lion tamer whose skill and showmanship has seen him perform in Las Vegas, Monte Carlo and The Shepherd's Wood Primary School Autumn Fayre.
Although his skills with a whip are matched only by those of Indiana Jones, kav. gave up the noble profession of lion taming to pursue his dream...conquering Switzerland.
Upon realising that his army of trained lions were unsuited to the cold mountains of Switzerland kav. then turned his attentions to conquering a different country, but then thought, 'nah, fuck it.' and decided to work for very little money in a very nice place.